carried a bottle of milk, but took twice as much impish delight in sowing the milk-broadcast on the spectators as he did in guzzling the liquid through the nipple. Pushing the baby carriage with might and main was Buck Beltzer, the effects of whiskerless dissipation showing up in a puff and wheeze unknown to Beltzer when he plugged the line in days when he pushed a pigskin up and down the field. Near him walked Ernie Frank, whose determination to permanently maim and injure a bass drum brought the drumstick dangerously near the face of the milk-fed infant on numerous occasions. Frank expressed his fondness for the babe at every intersection by beseeching someone on the sidelines to kiss the darling. Nobody did.

As a hay carrier for the horse, Gus Valonis was dressed for the occasion, but owalked behind the horse, whereas a horse eats hay from the front. Valonis carried a sign which read: "I am the Greek who went to Greece."

Dr. H. B. Boyden, delegated to lead the hoss, did so by persuasion rather than force. Boyden was attired in a green toga, which the hoss evidently took for grass, and followed hopefully behind the doctor.

Harry Nelson and Frank Ryan, barbers, who shaved a Whiskerite, carried banners which told of the occasion of their downfall, and Bill Smith, instigator of the deed carried a sign which read: "I told them to shave a nut."

Probably the high light of the parade was the appearance of Ed Glover, who rode a large tricycle. Glover pedaled hard to keep up with the parade, and after the conclusion of the agony was observed to walk as though he had accumulated a "Charlie-horse." But he rode the contraption just the same.

Ed Fox chauffcured the manure spreader as per orders, with Boyd Evans, Lee Austin and Ray Vantyle as passengers, two of the four failing to observe the decree concerning the wearing of sunbon-nets.

Verne Bell fished in the pail, with results that might be expected.